25 signs you have grown up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook
up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"