The Kissing Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well,
let's see what we can do about that, number one, you have to be single and
number two, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I have sinned. I
lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. I'm going to a Halloween party and My name is
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