A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant.
"Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."
"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."
"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."
All I can say is that it must not have been a restaurant that DorGunR was eating at.
Taz here's ya one along the same lines......
Superman came in the hall of justice with his tights torn, his shirt was out, hair all messed up and a black eye.......Robin asked "Superman what happened to you? Were you jumped Lex and his hinchman or what?
Superman tells him, No ..I was flying over the city and fly over WonderWomans building and couldn't believe what I saw....there she was on the roof.....spread eagle and butt naked........I decided to swoop down on her
Robin said I bet she was surprised
Superman says she was...but not half as much as the Invisble man :)