Mowed my lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice, ice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about nad considered an age old question: Is a Woman's giving birth, more painful than a Man getting kicked in the Nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some really heavy deductive thinking, I do believe thatI have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." You have heard them say that. Right?
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I was able to use this today with my wife. Although I am certain I did not change her mind, at least I got her to shut up for 10 minutes. Priceless.....
LOL! I never thought of it that way.