Installing a New Computer
A woman helps her husband install a new computer. (this for me was the funny part! HA!)
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye. He selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria.
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!