WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT
[FONT='Times New Roman', serif]WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT [/FONT]
[FONT='Times New Roman', serif]The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,[FONT='Times New Roman', serif] [/FONT]
Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
Could you jack off?' she says, 'I feel like shit.'[/FONT]