This is the story of the blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a Mayday. "Mayday! Mayday!
Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead, and I don't know
how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I heard
you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get back on the ground. I've
had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position"
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father Who Art in Heaven"
Lol! Holy f...king sh.t ! Oh my god! Roflmao! Best in awhile. Got the snot off my shirt now.