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    Default TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

    A girl friend sent this to me the last one makes sense.

    TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

    #10 Life is sexually transmitted.
    #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
    #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.
    #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
    the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
    #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
    dying of nothing
    #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
    criticism.
    #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
    #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the worl d is
    weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
    millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where
    thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
    Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.

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    AMEN TO THOSE THOUGHTS OR ARE THEY TRUEISMS

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