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    Default Divorced Barbie?

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
    'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?'

    We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
    Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!
    Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.'
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    funny!!

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    I resemble that!
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    Too darn good!

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    a key chain made with Ken's balls
    Can't be true. Ken never had any balls.
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    Funny. I'll bet that in addition to his balls she got his muzzleloader too.

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    hahahahahaha..........I laughed
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    LOL

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    That is a good one.
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    Good one, I'll send it to my friends.

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