Texas drinking water
Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it.'
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky