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    Retirement Plan

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

    If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

    But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    This is called the 401-Keg Plan
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    THE BEST INVESTMENT ADVICE I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!

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    no doubt i think i'll start investing in that a lil bit more,more and more each day

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