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    Default Don't Wait too Long to Get Married

    If youíre planning on getting married, donít wait too long!
    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers: "Yes."
    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."
    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
    Pharmacist: "You bet!"
    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol and antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
    Pharmacist: "We sure do."
    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
    Pharmacist: "Sure."
    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Thats good.

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    Ouch!

    Just shoot me at 66.
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    DOWWWWWW!!!!!! To funny ,,,, but yet ,,,,, so true!!!

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