After a warm, relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror,
fondly recalling her love and the time she spent with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God, if you will take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
All of a sudden...her ears fell off!