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Thread: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72 different ‘attempts’

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    Default Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72 different ‘attempts’

    Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately a total of 72 times to impregnate Traute.
    When Traute did not get pregnant after six months, Soupolos insisted Maus go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well. Mau’s wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids.
    In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.

    Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72 different ‘attempts’ THE TEMASEK TIMES

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    If that is her picture, as a good German, I would be willing to volunteer my services. No payment necessary.

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    Let's see; I would easily pay $2,500 to sleep with his wife 3 times a week for 6 months. After that she would most likely never sleep with me again.

    Hmmmm, sounds just like my marriage, except I am still paying.

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    In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.
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    Karl strikes again... unbelievable! Thanks Karl.

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    Too bad I wasn't available.

    I would have done it for free, and guaranteed a pregnacy, probably on the first attempt.

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    That's 34.72 per visit from the neighbor, what a deal! Now if the neighbors wife knew he was sterile, was she covering herself because she knew he wasn't the father of their kids? What a twisted tale, but really funny Karl! Another good one from you!

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    all i can say is.............you only tried 72 times ? WTF should have been triple digits !!!

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