How to bug a liberal:
PSSSSST! Hey, buddy! Know how to bug a liberal?
First, though, what is a liberal?
The dictionary says that to be a liberal is to be tolerant, and, liberals are tolerant of everything and everybody except Republicans, conservatives, Christians, gun owners, patriots and constitutionalists; in short, everybody who disagrees with them!
While conservatives think that the government is the problem with America, liberals believe that the government is the solution.
Sometimes liberals get confused: “Is it tax and spend , or, spend and tax?”
Liberals consider marriage old fashioned and unnecessary except between couples of the same sex.
Liberals do not have the ability to laugh.
Liberals further believe that:
“If at first you don’t succeed, it’s someone else’s fault.
“Waste not and you won’t be able to raise taxes next year.
“If you can’t lick them, pretend to join them.
“When the cat’s away, the mice will Live! Mice have rights too, you know!
“A rolling stone gathers no welfare check.
“Birds of a feather do not believe in ethnic diversity.
“A fool and his money are symbols of greedy capitalism.
“A stitch in time is unnecessary, big government will provide.
“Live and let someone else pay.
“Too many cooks are OK if they’re government employees.
“Georgy Porgy, puddin’ and pie, kissed the girls and committed sexual harassment!
“Guns-not the love of money-are the root of all evil.”
So, buddy, how do you bug a liberal??? Simple! THINK FOR YOURSELF!