I lucked out today. The little gun shop I frequent got in 6 months worth of ammo that was on backorder. I just happened to be there when they opened up and I bought it all. It filled up the back of the pickup.
I was running low on gas so stopped in at the station to fill up.
2 drop dead gorgeous TWIN Blonde girls with NRA T shirts on, were filling up ahead of me. They noticed the crates of ammo in the bed of the pick up and one of them asked me in a sultry, sexy voice if I would trade ammo for sex.
I thought about it for a moment and replied.
"How much ammo do you have?"