Three Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father".
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop, whenever he walks into a room, everyone call him Your Grace".
The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone bows their heads and calls him Your Eminence".
As the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the three men give her a subtle, "Well.......?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter who's slim, pretty and tall and has 36DD breasts, 22" waist and 36" hips. Every time she walks into a room, all the men say Jesus Christ!!"
Hey I think I dated her daughter once upon a time!