Another good one, thanks Karl!
The Pastor brought all the younger children down front for his normal Children’s Sermon.
He announced that the subject was “The Resurrection” and asked the children if they knew what that was.
One child raised his/her hand and said “No, not really but if it last more than 4 hours, you need to go to the doctor.”
My friend says that pretty much busted up the Easter Services.............
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand