Tuesday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
my nose & down my
throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly
say, 'You may not feel anything
from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your boobs, then?'
I could see me doing that and my wife japslapping me and telling me to shut up!