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    GuncoHolic Tommo's Avatar
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    Received this from a friend who is an attorney, yikes!

    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather
    dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties/early
    fifties.

    'May I help you sir?' she asked.

    'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

    'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
    prefer someone else', said the madam

    'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged
    $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand
    dollars, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the
    man calmly left.

    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
    Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in
    a row as she was too expensive. Furthermore, there were no discounts;
    the price was still $5,000.

    Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
    upstairs. After an hour, he left.

    The following night the man was there yet again! Everyone was
    astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
    Valerie the five grand, and they went upstairs.

    After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been
    with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.

    The man replied, 'Ontario.'

    'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'

    'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She
    asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

    The moral of the story is that 3 things in life are certain:

    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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    Personal Delivery. You do not find that often in our society. :-)

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