A priest was down in the red light district one day looking for some soles to save when a woman walked up and asked "Hey Father how bout a quicky". The priest had no idea what a quicky was so just answered no thank you.
An hour latter another women walked up behind the priest and grabbed his left butt cheek and asked "Want a quicky Father". Again he answered No thank you. This happened another two times before he headed back to his church and he just had to find out what this quicky thing was.
Back at the church he saw Mother Superior stacking Bibles so he asked "Mother Superior what's a quicky?"
Mother Superior answered "Two fifty just like in town".