OMG

I have the boob tube going in the background and every 3 minutes I hear about the way the world is going to end. NO WONDER people get all spun up over prepping - they must be cashing in on the ratings game since the end of the world won't be televised (pun on "the revolution will not be televised" song from the 60's)...

When I get back home I am going to buy more beef jerky.

And I'm NEVER going to Alaska because after watching Alaska State Troopers all night I am convinced Fairbanks is ground zero for the coming apocalypse!