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    A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a
    Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

    Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her
    direction, requiring her to deflect it.

    He finished the box and threw it out the window.

    Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.

    The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined 250 for doing that, you stupid, worthless, Infidel, Catholic bitch."

    She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they
    smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed camel-fucker!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by romaniac View Post
    A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a
    Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

    Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her
    direction, requiring her to deflect it.

    He finished the box and threw it out the window.

    Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.

    The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined 250 for doing that, you stupid, worthless, Infidel, Catholic bitch."

    She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they
    smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed camel-fucker!"
    You just do not mess with the Nuns.....It's all bad....
    Imagine whirled peas

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    Excellent, I love it, thanks!

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    A wonder she didn't pull out a ruler and smack the hell out of the Vermin's fingers!

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