It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks
to the gate.
" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
" Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing".
Very funny even if I am of Irish Ancestry, thanks.
Thanks for posting this. I had a good laugh!