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    Smile My wife who is 60 and very attractive for age. ..

    AND very intelligent brought home a loaf of bread yesterday. No prob right? Name on it is bimbo bread! Thought I would bust a gut when I saw it today. Question is do I make a joke and sleep on the couch or see if she notices it and makes a joke first? She is very much the lady which is why it was so funny. Be nice guys.

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    Dude, if she married a gun nut she's probably not too bright. She ain't gonna get the joke.
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    You got a point hunter! But I'm keeping my mouth shut.no jokes out of tonight.LOL!

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    Gotta love a Bimbo (the bread is actually pronounced Beembo). Of course it might be best just to crack a joke, otherwise your wife might be wondering why you are smiling so big the whole evening.

    Of course I'm no expert and didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

    If my wife had brought it home - I'd wonder why she bought white bread and then the jokes would start flying. But then I usually bake bread so not many loaves come home from the store.
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    Sniper I know! If I said it like that (beembo) in a joke I'd never get off the couch! LOL. You already got the joke! What ya charge for a loaf of bread man?

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    http://www.bimbobakeriesusa.com/our_brands/bimbo.html

    As for a loaf of bread - I've given a few loaves to friends, but never sold any. I do need to take the time to make some salt risin' bread and some butter brioche - but then I'll be in trouble from eating to much bread.
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
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    In all seriousness my dad was the cook when I was growing up. Is that how you came about it? My wife loves it when i do.And I find I do it more often. Especially when the beembo bread comes home! LOL!and I kept my mouth shut. No couch tonite!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stalker1 View Post
    In all seriousness my dad was the cook when I was growing up. Is that how you came about it? My wife loves it when i do.And I find I do it more often. Especially when the beembo bread comes home! LOL!and I kept my mouth shut. No couch tonite!
    I learned from my grandma, mom, stepmom, and from plain old trying. I like to eat, so figured it would be best to know how to cook. Besides - my wife can't cook but just a couple of things so I do all of the cooking for my family. It is a labor of love, lol.

    It is nice you avoided the couch tonight, but you know that you'll want to crack some jokes first thing in the morning.
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper69 View Post
    I learned from my grandma, mom, stepmom, and from plain old trying. I like to eat, so figured it would be best to know how to cook. Besides - my wife can't cook but just a couple of things so I do all of the cooking for my family. It is a labor of love, lol.

    It is nice you avoided the couch tonight, but you know that you'll want to crack some jokes first thing in the morning.
    That's me. I like to eat, so I learned to cook. It came natural to me. My ex wife and current both wife would prefer it if I did most, if not all of the cooking. My parents were big on teaching my sister and I to be self sufficient, so we were doing our own laundry, and cooking at an early age. Done plenty of baking as well. That's an art unto itself.
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    better sit on this one bud... thats a "NO WIN" joke...

    best to share it with us here & leave her out of the loop on this one.
    say what you mean & mean what you say


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