There once was a young man named Perkin, Who was never to be seen a?workin?. A lesson was taught him When the boss finally caught him: ?stead of workin? he was jerkin? his gerkin?.
Here's to the girl I love best.
I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
Here's to the girl I love best.
I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
Here's to the girl I love best.
I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
Walking down cannal street knockin on every door GDSOB I couldn't find a whore
Then I finally found one she was tall and thin GDSOB I couldn't get it in .
Then I finally got it in I wiggled it about GDSOB I couldn't get it out .
When I finally got it out it was red and sore !!
There once was a man from Nantucket,
took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
Said the pig,
"But my dear, don't you realize I'm queer?
Step around to the front
and I'll suck it".
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping cum off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."
there was a young lady
from brighton last year
whose hobby was swimming
beneath a long peir
each morn she would venture
this trim little lass
and give me the pleasure
of seeing her.......... swim
there once was a milkman names schwartz
whose pecker was covered in wartz
but the ladies they say
would play anyway
because schwartz came in quarts
Nymphomaniacal Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
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