With the election of our new Secretary General Bite Me, the Chincoms and Russkies have held celebration parades which will soon be coming here. Better start those language courses in Chinese and Russian ASAP, yikes!
Premier elect Bite Me wants a new National Anthem better suited to his new People's Democratic Republic of America:
Bite Me is told to salute the Marines through his ear piece, but merely mumbles it to himself!
Photo of his ear piece out of place during an interview:
Bite Me mutters he does not know what he is signing:
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