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    Poof no eyebrows klauss's Avatar
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    Default Funny, but wrong

    A man was walking late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

    "Twenty bucks," she says.

    He's never been with a hooker before, so he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them---it's a police officer.

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    "I'm making love to my wife," he answers indignantly.

    "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know," says the cop.

    "Well, neither did I until you shined that damn light in her face."
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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    funny, now that is what I call moon lighting !
    I know nothing...........nothing !

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    Damn, thats funny, about time I heard a new joke.
    "The way of the warrior is death, this means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death. It means nothing more than this, it means to see things through, being resolved."---Yamamoto Tsunemoto's Hagakure

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