Will, that thing looks great! You have a winner there for sure.
Call it the "Red Jacket K-9 собака ада"
K-9 for Kalashnikov 9mm
And to keep with the dog theme:
собака ада is pronounced something like "sobaka ada"... It translates to Hell Hound in Russian.
or if "Hell Hound" is a little to much... just shorten it to K-9 собака which equals K-9 Hound.