Battlefield Pick Up Look: Dial up Warning!

[GusB]

O dear god......you do realize you two look like a couple of gay rednecks that just got married with that parts kit draging behind your truck

I once worked with a fella that told me ?all a man really needed to make it in Georgia was a quart of moonshine and a good chicken? any truth to that?

[SVT]

Id tar and feather any fool I saw doing this, just sick.

[magnus392]

Id tar and feather any fool I saw doing this, just sick.

I'm about an hr away, bring your tar/feather kit, and a sack lunch

[AKOK]

I once worked with a fella that told me ?all a man really needed to make it in Georgia was a quart of moonshine and a good chicken? any truth to that?

Ild probably add a shotgun to that short list....did I mention that while I dont make shine I do make my own beer

[SVT]

I'm about an hr away, bring your tar/feather kit, and a sack lunch

Ive got the feathers, but tar is on backorder.

[magnus392]

Ive got the feathers, but tar is on backorder.

Well damn...bring beer instead

[MoonShiner]

Make mine a 40oz of Schlitz

[helldriver]

Damn Magnus! I think battle field pickup is an understatement. It looks as if someone was holding it while a bomb went off under there feet causing it to fly through the air then skidd down the road for a couple hundred yards.

You know if you want the real Jihad Joe look you can send it to me for refinishing here in AZ. I would pull it behind my Pathfinder through miles of authentic natural desert sand and dirt. Next to really make it look like it took years to get the well worn aged look I would rub it religiously against one of the many Palm and Date Palm trees we have here untill some of the hard edges were polished and smoothed up a tad.
Lastly I would have to put some drops of blood splatter here and there and then take a wiz on it so the patina can come out after a few days of being burried in compost. That should give you the authentic look you want.

BTW I can place brass tacks and such on the wood upon request if you want the tribal warlord look instead of just the straight Jihad Joe look.

[Wire]

Yup, sorry to tell you it looks like sh#$, went to hell and back. I wonder if it'll shoot

[magnus392]

Yup, sorry to tell you it looks like sh#$, went to hell and back. I wonder if it'll shoot

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