Id tar and feather any fool I saw doing this, just sick.![]()
I once worked with a fella that told me ?all a man really needed to make it in Georgia was a quart of moonshine and a good chicken? any truth to that?Originally Posted by AKOK
Id tar and feather any fool I saw doing this, just sick.![]()
I'm about an hr away, bring your tar/feather kit, and a sack lunchOriginally Posted by SVT
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Ild probably add a shotgun to that short list....did I mention that while I dont make shine I do make my own beerOriginally Posted by GusB
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Ive got the feathers, but tar is on backorder.Originally Posted by magnus392
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Well damn...bring beer insteadOriginally Posted by SVT
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Damn Magnus!I think battle field pickup is an understatement. It looks as if someone was holding it while a bomb went off under there feet causing it to fly through the air then skidd down the road for a couple hundred yards.
You know if you want the real Jihad Joe look you can send it to me for refinishing here in AZ. I would pull it behind my Pathfinder through miles of authentic natural desert sand and dirt. Next to really make it look like it took years to get the well worn aged look I would rub it religiously against one of the many Palm and Date Palm trees we have here untill some of the hard edges were polished and smoothed up a tad.
Lastly I would have to put some drops of blood splatter here and there and then take a wiz on it so the patina can come out after a few days of being burried in compost. That should give you the authentic look you want.
BTW I can place brass tacks and such on the wood upon request if you want the tribal warlord look instead of just the straight Jihad Joe look.![]()
Yup, sorry to tell you it looks like sh#$, went to hell and back. I wonder if it'll shoot
It may look like shit, but it's looks must be on par with your reading abilityOriginally Posted by Wire
Check page one
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