The version I read ends with "The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
4Th and I will be doing this in 2013
January 2013
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White
House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been
sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said,"Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.
Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in
and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you
already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no
longer resides here. Don't youunderstand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White
House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been
sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said,"Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.
Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in
and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you
already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no
longer resides here. Don't youunderstand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."
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The version I read ends with "The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
Another poor joke
Question:
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
Answer:
A crazy bitch who will find you!
Question:
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
Answer:
A crazy bitch who will find you!
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