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It was a dull dark cloudy night, he stood in the shadows brandishing his Krinkov sub-machine gun as he watced for any movement from the old farmhouse 150 feet to his left over the old stonewall. He was tired and it was going to be daylight soon. If he didn't take his chance now it was not going to happen at all then suddenly there was a.....................................................................................................................................................................
 

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.............Sasquatch coming to get Pogo's boots. But there was something else lurking in the woods. Sasquatch turned to look and there it was.........
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Shots rang out, music started playing, in the house people were screaming in Lithuanian!!! Pogo turned to his furry friend and..........
 

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...... said, "I think I left the lights on in my Hummer parked out front", " I hope the cops don't come and see what a beatiful piece of........
 

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....go to my colonoscopy appointment in a half hour. You should come with me. It feels wonderful, almost as good as that time you...
 

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and I stopped at the Tasty Freeze up on Route 29, to get a nanner split. The girl at the counter just screamed and told you.......
 

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