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DADDY WARBUCKS
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Just got this one from my Dad via email:


An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows,
breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the
cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a cowboy," said
the young woman, "but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I
think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems
to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another
drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
 

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Mystic Knight of the Sea
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Dang, I just found out I'm not a cowboy either.
 

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Equally old bad cowboy joke I'd trotted out fairly recently...

A Nevada cowboy and a California cowboy are riding the range when they come across an ewe with its head stuck in a barbed-wire fence. The Nevada cowboy gets off his horse, has his way with her, and then turns to the California cowboy and asks, "You want some of this?"

"Sure. But please don't stick my head in the fence."
 

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How can you tell a Wyo, Utah and Ariz Cowboy apart if they are all standing against a fence?





The one from Wyo has wool stuck in his zipper.








BTW I have been a male lesbain for many many many yrs now. :eek:
 

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Hey, that's pretty good, Cowdawg! One of those jokes that can be revised to offend whomever you want.
 
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