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A visiting Pastor was offering an eloquent prayer. With his hands raised
to heaven, he began: Lord, without you, we are but dust, --- He never
continued. At just that moment, a little girl, who had been paying
attention for a change, turned to her Mom, and in her best loud, shrill
little girl voice asked: Mom, what is butt dust?
 

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That reminds me of a cousin(all grown up now) who studied about Jesus walking on the water one Sunday in class. She came home and asked her parents, "Does Jesus really walk on the water?" And the parents responded "Yes." Then she looked at her parents and asked "Then how does he take a bath?"
 

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