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Couple Allegedly Report Stolen Marijuana
Dec 3, 10:13 PM (ET)


CALLAWAY, Fla. (AP) - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

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Information from: The News Herald, http://www.newsherald.com
 

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Did you ever hear the one about....

One night theives broke into a pharmaceutical to steal amphetamines. Instead they accidentally stole Viagra. Not knowing that they had stolen the wrong stuff, they went ahead and distributed the merchandise to their customers. But the police department was all over the incident and caught everyone involved from the thieves right down to the junkies. All they had to do was look for "Hardened Criminals."
 

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interesting indeed.... To be hardened, lmao.
 

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There was a story a few years ago about a guy that tried to rob a grocery store with an old break open shotgun. During the robbery the barrel fell off of the gun and the clerk grabbed the guy and other employees wrestled the guy down. Dumb! :D
 

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I actually believe that was true. Of course I heard it on The Johnboy and Billy Show. You know they joked it up a bit and had a lot of fun with it, but I'm almost sure that the joke was based on a true story. I just don't know how much of it they embellished.

Sang, that's like the one I seen on TV. A guy holds up a conv. store with a shotgun, goes after a guys wallet, and lays the shotgun on the counter. The clerk grabs the shotgun, chases the guy out of the store, and shoots him in the butt out in the parking lot.
 

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A couple of years ago we had a guy rob a bank near me with his work shirt on, it had his name embroidered on the front..
 

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One of the banks that I deliver to in New Orleans was robbed a couple years back. The would be thief requested that the teller (behind BP glass) give him the money. The teller said "o.k, just hold on one minute." The dumbass stood there almost two minutes before the first squad cars rolled in.
 

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Hey Cephus, tell 'em about the one one where the old man and lady had the burglar.:lol:
 

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we had a guy at work tell the cops "they stole my weed" too , when they were robbed. I think they get so comfortable with the crap they forget they should not have it in the first place
 

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Well, when Jerry Springer was Mayor of Cincinnati, he visited a hooker and paid her with a check. That is how the story broke.

Now he will run for govenor or US Senator from Ohio.
 

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I'm a letter carrier down in Richmond, VA. A carrier in another office found a bag of crack in an apartment mail box. He took it back to the office and turned it in to the Postal Inspection service. The owner of the crack called into the office demanding his crack back. The manager told the crack owner to come down to the office and pick it up. The dumb a** was picked up shortly. For their protection manager and carrier were transferred to other stations in the city.

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Orlando had some tourists back in the 80's loose their cocaine from their room when the maid cleaned it. They called the cops to bitch, they dutifuly went down and asked the maid if she'd taken the coke. She said yes sir she had and showed them where she'd thrown it away. The cops retrived it from the dumpster and took it back and had the owners ID it. They were very happy to get their 1/4 pound back....for about 5 seconds. :D
 

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Some years ago a rocket sceintist decided to rob one of the downtown banks ...on foot.He wore an Army field jacket during the robbery with his name on a tag,on the front of the jacket.He wore a nylon stocking down over his head that he pulled up during the robbery (security cams) because the nylons were twisting his specs around and he was having a hard time seeing.He hans the Teller a note with the "Giv me yer money." note on one side.....The teller says....."I can;t read this what do you want?"...The robber turns it over, and tries again.......the teller:" I can't read that either."...........The robber digs through his pockets.......opens his wallet and all his personel shit...DL etc. falls out on the floor.........he picks the wallet up runs out the door,turns a corner and ducks into a parking deck where the cops find him minutes later sitting on a toilet.

This genius of course denys everything. "Dem kopps be por-fy-ling me." The cops got him on tape in the bank with a bare face,his name on the jacket he was still wearing,and picked his DL off the floor in the bank.The pantyhose he was wearing for his photo opp was in his pocket.The first robbery demand note was in his pocket with the pantyhose.He had been armed with a stolen pistol,which was found in his pocket.


Krack heads.........not much different than drunks.
 

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Wouldn't be surprised if he beat it!
 

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My Dad, who will be 81 in April, still runs his small TV repair shop.

It must have been 25-30 years ago that he was waiting on a customer at the front counter when two shady looking gangsta types came in and their mannerisms made Dad think they were casing the joint for a hold up. Hands in pocket like they had a gun or knife.

He redirected the conversation with the customer so the thugs could hear it and started to explain this "new device" he had on the counter that could heat up metal instantly to red hot. (it was just some ocilliscope or something like that).

He told the perplexed customer that "for example, all I need to do is push this button and if that guy over there had metal in his pocket, he would instantly be seriously burned". "Of course, I wouldn't do that to him". "Hey, I'll be right with you two gents".

The two thugs said "no hurry" and fairly quickly ambled their way out of the store.

I know it is hard to believe but it worked.
 
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