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Why it is so cool to be a man ?
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
> You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
> You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
> You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> You can kill your own food.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your
> friend.
> Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
> If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
> Everything on your face stays its original color.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
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> "He must be mad at me."
> Same work, more pay.
> Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
> Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.
> You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
> If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
> become lifelong friends.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything
> different?"
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> No strap problems in public. None
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You don't have to shave below your neck.
> At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> As long as you've got a blue suit and a brown suit.....you've got four
> outfits
> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,
> in 45 minutes.
 

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Good one Lupe! Wife says it's to true to be funny, I just say it's true.
 

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Didn't see not freezing your tail off pissing outside in the Winter.
 

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Strange Destiny said:
Males, a semi-necessary evil!!!
Yeah, it's fun being "evil". :D
 

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Pogo said:
Yeah, it's fun being "evil". :D
Yeah.......da more evil.........da more necessary.:naughty:
 

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Yep, funny, funny, funny,

 

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aviator said:
So....What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? On a Sunday afternoon?
I'm making soup for dinner. I pop in and out as I get time.
I have to start the laundry soon.
 

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aviator said:
Yeah....a woman's work is never done, or so they say.
Aviator.......was you wearing your pink apron when you posted that?????:biggrin:
 

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Strange Destiny said:
I saw that picture, he looked kinda' cute. Leave him alone!!!!
I've never thought of any guy as being cute............now girls are another story entirely. :smoke:
 

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I thought my kids were cute when they were rug rats and tax deductable.
 

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DorGunR said:
I've never thought of any guy as being cute............now girls are another story entirely. :smoke:
Anything looks cute to ugly guys like us DorGunR. :D
 

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DorGunR said:
I've never thought of any guy as being cute............now girls are another story entirely. :smoke:
Well, I saw some pretty cute guys in L.A., but I didn't know they were guys at the time.:eek: :eek:
 

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Pogo said:
Anything looks cute to ugly guys like us DorGunR. :D
Well.......now that you mention it..........Richard Simmons is kinda cute.:rolleyes:
 
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