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Mystic Knight of the Sea
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A businessman voting for a democrat is like a chicken voting for Col.
Sanders.
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Can't work today, the voices told me to stay home and clean the
guns.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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Poor spellers of the world UNTIE!
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So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
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Why is it called "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot 'em?
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next Exit.
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Warning!! Driver Only Carries $20.00 Worth of Ammunition!.
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I got a gun for my wife. Pretty good trade, huh!
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My Dog is my Co-pilot.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back
Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also
Timed For 70 mph.
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More people died at Chappaquidick than at Three Mile Island.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
He is Lost?
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If you hear the shot, I missed!
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Run Hillary Run! (On front bumper)
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More people died at Chappaquidick than at Three Mile Island
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When I get old, I am going to move up north and drive slow in
the left lane!





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Poor spellers of the world UNTIE!

That would be me.
 

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DADDY WARBUCKS
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I am starting to see a lot of Subarus sporting a sticker saying:

"51% Is Not A Mandate"
 

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Seen yesterday on average family sedan-type car.......
Driver carries no cash........He's Married!
 

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Custer said:
I am starting to see a lot of Subarus sporting a sticker saying:

"51% Is Not A Mandate"
They said it was when Slick Willy was trying to get that his 2nd term, but didn't.
 

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

I always liked this one.........especially when I was driving the 405 freeway in the LA area.
 

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Custer said:
I am starting to see a lot of Subarus sporting a sticker saying:

"51% Is Not A Mandate"
lol.......neither was 43%.....[percentage of votes to Clinton in '96]
 

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<<--- El Paso El Smasho --->>

Horn broken, watch for finger.
 

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Custer said:
I am starting to see a lot of Subarus sporting a sticker saying:

"51% Is Not A Mandate"
I also see the correlation here between left wing slogans and Subarus and purple clothes but I thought that it was just a Boulder thing.
 

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DADDY WARBUCKS
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Grendeljaeger said:
I also see the correlation here between left wing slogans and Subarus and purple clothes but I thought that it was just a Boulder thing.
Arrogance is widely dispersed.
 

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I think therefore I am. I think.

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. See driver for details

Yes there is intelligent life on earth but I'm just visiting

Driver carries no cash. He's married

Don't worry?it's only kinky the first time

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

Don't believe everything you think

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive

I'm not lost I'm just exploring

Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich

You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.......

DIPLOMACY....the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to it!

They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken

The real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough

Bald men don't waste horomones growing hair

Beautify the south! Put a yankee on a bus.

Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton

Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?

Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked

YES! As a matter of FACT, I DO own the whole damn road!

If you don't like the way I drive --- STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

Don't let your mind wonder. It's too little to be left alone.

Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
 
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