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Stop Repeat Offenders
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Smartness is a
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Stupidity is Real

It's 95% of the
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the rest a bad name!

A Closed
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My favorite was one from the 1990's. To set this up you have to remember that Bruce Babbitt was Secretary of the Interior, and John Bobbitt was the guy who got his manhood cut off by an irate wife. Yes, I know, you can see it coming...the bumper sticker had two words:

"Bobbitt Babbitt"
 

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I always liked the "Nuke the whales" bumper sticker. Now I love animals and wouldn't want them nuked, but it's fun to harrass the eco-freaks.
 

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I've always been amused by the "Fight Authority" bumper sticker. I think it is usually some leftist kid but I could also see conservatives adopting it.

My wife saw the "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" bumper sticker for the first time a week ago or so.

Of course, she thought of me and to my surprise, wondered why I did not have it on my bumper.
 

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I like the ones that replace "save" with "pave" ie, pave the rainforrests, pave the whales, etc.
 

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Two of my favorites:

"There will be prayer in schools so long as there are tests."

A "Question Authority" bumper sticker over which the fellow had written "Says who?"

And a sincere-sentiment one I like is "Commit random acts of kindness and senseless beauty"
 

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How about " never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

My friend has a " My son was inmate of the month at the county jail"

and the classic " Disgruntled employee of the month"
 

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Ha Haa - I like the "My son was inmate of the month at the county jail" :D
 

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Here in the People's Republic of Boulder I see many lefty bumper stickers so my favorite is "Visualize whirled peas".
 

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Custer said:
I bet you like the sincere "Mean People Suck", too.
That's one of the few things I like about mean people. At least the cute ones.
 

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I'll bet Dzerzhinsky lives on a diet of whirled peas. :D
 

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Pogo said:
I'll bet Dzerzhinsky lives on a diet of whirled peas. :D
Nope. I have an inordinate fondness for Baby Seal and Spotted Owl cassarole.
 

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I have several favorate:
I (heart) Roadhead
So many cats so few recipes
(pic of cat in microwave) Goodbye Kitty
(Oscar the grouch in his can) I hate everything!
Save a tree wipe your ass with an Owl
And last but not Least my Favorite bumper sticker (tie):Everyone is entitled to my Opinion, and Gun control means using two hands!
 

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I've always enjoyed the one that go against the "My childs an honor student at sucha school", such as

"My kid just beat up your honor student"

"My son just got your honor student pregnant"

"My show dog is smarter than your honor student"
 

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West Virginia ranks 50th
Hug a Democrat Today
 

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GBob01,

That's another good one - "My son just got your honor student pregnant" :rofl:
 

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If you can read this, thank a teacher
Because it's in English, thank a Vet.
 

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some of my favorites...
"If you object to logging, try wiping your ass with plastic"

"horn broken; watch for finger"

"show your tits, win a balloon"

" I brake for animals, shoot them, eat them, and wear their skins" (Rosie's favorite)

and a sticker on the door of my camper reads...

" CAUTION...
hunting and fishing stories in progress...
protective boots may be required"
 
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