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being extracted from a warm, wet, sleepy enviroment to a world of linen, bright lights and sterile temperatures is comparable to combat fatigue. If we could remember our first moments on earth, being jostled around by a pair of cold rubber hands. Two fused eyelids illuminated on the inside like two tiny portholes in a dark room covered by a thin red curtain, the onrushing roar of the outside world at the new vibrating inner ear, the spitting out of a probing finger with a spasmodic heave of the lungs, the first angry uttering to escape those tiny lips must have been total contempt.:eek:
 

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Ah, that explains my preoccupation with cold rubber hands and probing fingers.
 

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Smegs....pretend this is the Army....DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL!

Geez, now I got the willies!

Although, now that I think about it, a nice well endowed teutonic blonde in a tight shiny rubber corset, and thigh high spiked boots....ahhh, no, I won't go there....
 

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SangRun Hunter said:
It's probably where these kooks get the repressed memories of alien abductions and probing thereafter.
But that is true!!!! Except for the probing part. This gal don't allow any probing.
 

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I can actually remember going to a party with my father and comming home with my mother........no, it's not right......naw, forget it, my sense of humor is gone today....
 

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All I can recall is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nothing till I was about 3 yrs old. Damn SD ,,,,, I need a hug.
 

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Strange Destiny said:
But that is true!!!! Except for the probing part. This gal don't allow any probing.
not even if i bring roses and candy? :)
 

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Cowdawg said:
not even if i bring roses and candy? :)
You naughty boy!!!:wink:
O.K. candy, roses, a new AK, 2,178 rounds af ammo, and 6.5 pints of any fruit that is currently out of season in the Hebrides Islands.
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Strange Destiny said:
You naughty boy!!!:wink:
O.K. candy, roses, a new AK, 2,178 rounds af ammo, and 6.5 pints of any fruit that is currently out of season in the Hebrides Islands.
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OK its a date then? I'd better start gettin that stuff together.
 

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Strange Destiny said:
:rofl: :rofl:

Oh, and did I mention the stock certificates?
hey I have a bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what brand?

Ibn? Zeroz? Enrun? :)
 

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Don't forget the life insurance.



Actually that's what my wife said when I told her I was going to start flying again.
 

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I was talking to my oldest cutie over the long weekend, and she said that a couple of her Hubbys Uncles may be goin to Iraq to work for a yr or so. The Life Insurance was what we both said at the same time.

Lots of it and for large amounts.
 

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I remember but after I had a cup of coffee I felt much better.
 
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