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One of my favorite one-liners is when people into martial arts, kickboxing, or any other form of self-defense training start to brag about their skills.
:boxing:
Whenever they say they're a black belt in Judo, or Karate, or whatever, I always counter that I'm a Master of Ching-Ching Pao.
They immediately ask, "What on earth is Ching-Ching Pao?"
I make a motion with my bare hands like I'm chambering a round on a semi-auto pistol, and say, "Ching-Ching."
Then I point my imaginary pistol and say, "Pow."
That is Ching-Ching Pow. :handgun:
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Another funny one I always get a kick out of using:
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When somebody brags about how they quit smoking, drinking, eating, or whatever, I say:
"I finally quit drinking."
:cheers:
:band:
"In fact, about 11 o'clock last night I finally quit." :stretcher
:lamo:
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Anybody else have any good ones?
:boxing:
Whenever they say they're a black belt in Judo, or Karate, or whatever, I always counter that I'm a Master of Ching-Ching Pao.
They immediately ask, "What on earth is Ching-Ching Pao?"
I make a motion with my bare hands like I'm chambering a round on a semi-auto pistol, and say, "Ching-Ching."
Then I point my imaginary pistol and say, "Pow."
That is Ching-Ching Pow. :handgun:
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Another funny one I always get a kick out of using:
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When somebody brags about how they quit smoking, drinking, eating, or whatever, I say:
"I finally quit drinking."
:cheers:
:band:
"In fact, about 11 o'clock last night I finally quit." :stretcher
:lamo:
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Anybody else have any good ones?