A Jack Daniels Fishing Story\n\nI went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.\nThen I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass\nbait.\n\nKnowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed\nhim right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.\n\nNow the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I\ngrabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its\nmouth.\n\nHis eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without\nincident and carried on fishing using the frog.\n\nA little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake\nwith two frogs in his mouth.\n\nLife is good in the South.