Guam in danger of tipping over

I heard this yesterday and almost wrecked my car laughing so hard! I think Kalifornia will capsize before Guam, though...

I thought at first he was joking and it bombed. I cant believe anyone can be so stupid. And these folks are making the laws and rules we have to live with!

Damn i would love to get stationed on Guam. I've spent some time there, just passing through, and it is one of my favorite south pacific islands as far as recreation and scenery goes. Then would have to be Wake.

Marine.

Mr_Posthumous said:

Damn i would love to get stationed on Guam. I've spent some time there, just passing through, and it is one of my favorite south pacific islands as far as recreation and scenery goes. Then would have to be Wake.

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You dont want to get stationed there if it is going too tip over. Geez cant we tell you guys anything.
Put in for Hawaii. Hawaii has mountains so high you guys can just set up a new post on the other side.
Plus the Guamanian women are a little chunky. Sorry Guam women reading this, and the Guamanian men are all built like Sumo wrestlers. Them boys are big and tuff.
Hawaii Marine, Hawaii. :salute:

The last time I was around Guam some one or group of guys put a small Submarine into the officers club swimming pool. I still don't know anything about it. It was just a B52 base
back then with refueling facility's for Navy ships.

I think the US gov. should buy everyone a life jacket. Just in case.....:drown:

I think we should send all of our Washington politicians there to observe and come up with new laws forbiding Quam from capsizing. Led by Ala Bama the kazillion dollar health care reform actor.

i wonder if bermuda is next

I sent this out to some of my democrap loving friends and told them this is why the democraps will bring this country down. They all were in shocked that this guys was actually serious. They all admitted that this guy was a complete idiot!

Gunco said:

I sent this out to some of my democrap loving friends and told them this is why the democraps will bring this country down. They all were in shocked that this guys was actually serious. They all admitted that this guy was a complete idiot!

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Yes, but they had to be presented with undisputable evidence first. I'm sure you've been telling them their party was full of idiots for quite some time. Let's start with our Socialist potis that has been to all 57 states!

LOL I saw this in one of the replies

Is this that Special Congress, like the Special Olympics?

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Didn't take long
[video=youtube;lkOY2Z3_Mg4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkOY2Z3_Mg4]YouTube - Guam Tips Over.wmv[/video]

Maybe Haiti is next-crack and then split up and tip over!

as insane the statement may be the response was priceless.
"we don't anticipate that". :rockin:

The Admiral should get a medal for being able to keep from cracking up in the face of extreme idiocracy. Above and beyond and all that.

guam sinking?

b.s. i spent 18 months on guam 1966/67.we had 150 b 52,s and a shit pot of other planes bombing and suppling viet nam. i saw endless truckloads of bombs both coming and going.there were so many g.i.'s we sleept 6 men to small room,worked 12 on 12 off.there was also 3 navy bases shipping same gear to nam and a pile of sailors and marines as well. weird thing is there was still japs hiding in the jungle,i believe one was captured just 10 yerars ago,he was a old man.steveo:rockin: