gunco and the anit-mall ninja!

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j427x

Discussion Starter · May 21, 2010

previously there was t a thread on the mall-ninjas. now this is the thread about the anti mall ninja.

the anti-mall-ninja may be of the following order.

1 has a glock --but in anything other than 9mm

2 has as many AR-15 types or even more in soviet/commie 7.62 and 5.45 than he has in 5.56 nato!

3 built his own ar-15

4 tossed the "god chart" in file 13.

5 uses dirty steel cased ammo.

6 had his three day training course go on for 3 months or longer at Paris island or fort benning or other military installation.

7 really was in the armed forces at one time.

8 don't mind taking a drill or a hammer to an AR-15 if need be.

9 did not learn how to fire his rifle by playing a video games like "far-cry"

10 don't believe everything new is better even if some guru says it is the best shit on the interwebs.

11 is not impressed much by brand names.

12 actually has a life outside the internet.

13 is not a teenager.

anything to add fellow gunco members?

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4thIDvet

· #2 · May 21, 2010

Oh yeah..
14- Goes too Ft. Polk. Gets to fire 50 rounds out of an M-14?? Then gets trained on 106 recoiless rifles.
Said person "Mall Ninja hater" then gets sent overseas and gets handed a black plastic thing a dinga that he does not even know how the hell to load.
Said person then asks fellow Band of said Brothers hay can I ask a stupid question.
"Go stupid new guy"?
"How the hell do you work this thing."
"See where it says Full Auto. Put the switch on there. Ride it on an empty chamber till we tell you too put a round in. Understood FNG."
"O.K. Sarge. But who do I shoot at."
"When they shoot at you. Shoot back stupid. Anymore stupid questions?"
"No Sarge thanks for your help :w00t1: I guess that about sums it up."

TheCol.U.S.M.C.

· #3 · May 21, 2010

15. Can shoot better from the standing than most could in the prone

j427x

Discussion Starter · #4 · May 21, 2010

16 your optics don't cost more than your automobile.

Icarus

· #5 · May 21, 2010

believes that one shot is all you need regaudless of caliber

TheCol.U.S.M.C.

· #6 · May 21, 2010

Icarus said:
believes that one shot is all you need regaudless of caliber

I not so sure about that one sometimes you do need to shoot a few times

j427x

Discussion Starter · #7 · May 21, 2010

#17 don't live near a mall.

bellson

· #8 · May 21, 2010

TheCol.U.S.M.C. said:
I not so sure about that one sometimes you do need to shoot a few times

And sometimes, you just want to...

[486]

· #9 · May 21, 2010

Aww, #13 is so much BS, guys! :rofl:

Icarus

· #10 · May 21, 2010

TheCol.U.S.M.C. said:
I not so sure about that one sometimes you do need to shoot a few times

One shot per hostile
one shot,one kill

pirate56

· #11 · May 21, 2010

TheCol.U.S.M.C. said:
I not so sure about that one sometimes you do need to shoot a few times

once the gun is dirty, you might as well finish off the rest of the mag!!

harleyvet02

· #12 · May 21, 2010

#18 Doesn't cry when his ar, glock, etc. gets a scratch.

#19 Closest he has been to a mall is a farm store in 5 years.

TheCol.U.S.M.C.

· #13 · May 21, 2010

20. Knows the classics and perferres John Browning to Eugene Stoner

j427x

Discussion Starter · #14 · May 21, 2010

21- cusses and says he should have stuck with the AK after that little bitty flea sized front pin retainer pin shoots off into outer space or that smaller than a hair sized c-clip that keeps the rod for the port door from backing off mysteriously vanishes into thin air!

[486]

· #15 · May 22, 2010

22. Can actually shoot.

I see tonsa guys with their eotechs on m4geries doing mag dumps at the range and going all over the target at 15 yards.

Mr_Posthumous

· #16 · May 22, 2010

j427x said:
6 had his three day training course go on for 3 months or longer at Paris island or fort benning or other military installation.

Or san diego/C-Pen...Oo-fuckin'-Rah.

driswalds

· #17 · May 22, 2010

23 would rather take a mossin to the range.

4thIDvet

· #18 · May 22, 2010

The God chart.. exposed

4 tossed the "god chart" in file 13.

Select Handguard
CAR Handguard, BlackCAR Handguard, Green: +$5.00RRA Aluminum Free Float Tube: +$70.00Hogue Free Float Tube, Black: +$95.00Hogue Free Float Tube, Green: +$100.00RRA Quad Rail Free Float: +$135.00SureFire M73 Tactical Rail: +$220.00Daniel Defense Quad 7.0: +$255.00Daniel Defense Quad 9.5FSP: +$310.00Daniel Defense Quad 12.0FSP: +$360.00 Special!! Upgrade to Chromed BCG - No Charge!!
Std Bolt Carrier Group!! Chromed Bolt Carrier Group !!
Select Front Sight/Gas Block
A2 Front SightGas Block Sight Base: +$35.00Gas Block/Detachable Frt Sight: +$75.00RRA Flip Front Sight Gas Block: +$80.00A.R.M.S. 41BL, with lug: +$145.00A.R.M.S. 41B, without lug: +$140.00 Select Barrel
Chrome-Moly 1:9Chrome-Moly Lightweight 1:9Chrome Lined 1:9: +$40.00Chrome Lined Lightweight 1:9: +$40.00Stainless Steel, Wylde, 1:8: +$65.00
Select Charging Handle
Standard Handle/LatchWith Badger Tactical Latch: +$23.00RRA Ambi Charging Handle: +$30.00Gas Buster with Big Latch: +$65.00 Select Muzzle Device
A2 Flash HiderSmith Vortex Flash Hider: +$56.50RRA Military Style Brake: +$35.00RRA Tactical Brake: +$35.00

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j427x

Discussion Starter · #19 · May 22, 2010

LOL 4th! you can build 4 ar-15s one in 5.56, one in 5.45 one in 7.62x39 and one in 6.8 or 6.5 in KISS for what you can buy ONE gold plated uber-mall ninja special! optics optinal--LOL!

4thIDvet said:
4 tossed the "god chart" in file 13.

Select Handguard
CAR Handguard, BlackCAR Handguard, Green: +$5.00RRA Aluminum Free Float Tube: +$70.00Hogue Free Float Tube, Black: +$95.00Hogue Free Float Tube, Green: +$100.00RRA Quad Rail Free Float: +$135.00SureFire M73 Tactical Rail: +$220.00Daniel Defense Quad 7.0: +$255.00Daniel Defense Quad 9.5FSP: +$310.00Daniel Defense Quad 12.0FSP: +$360.00 Special!! Upgrade to Chromed BCG - No Charge!!
Std Bolt Carrier Group!! Chromed Bolt Carrier Group !!
Select Front Sight/Gas Block
A2 Front SightGas Block Sight Base: +$35.00Gas Block/Detachable Frt Sight: +$75.00RRA Flip Front Sight Gas Block: +$80.00A.R.M.S. 41BL, with lug: +$145.00A.R.M.S. 41B, without lug: +$140.00 Select Barrel
Chrome-Moly 1:9Chrome-Moly Lightweight 1:9Chrome Lined 1:9: +$40.00Chrome Lined Lightweight 1:9: +$40.00Stainless Steel, Wylde, 1:8: +$65.00
Select Charging Handle
Standard Handle/LatchWith Badger Tactical Latch: +$23.00RRA Ambi Charging Handle: +$30.00Gas Buster with Big Latch: +$65.00 Select Muzzle Device
A2 Flash HiderSmith Vortex Flash Hider: +$56.50RRA Military Style Brake: +$35.00RRA Tactical Brake: +$35.00

j427x

Discussion Starter · #20 · May 22, 2010

24 don't live in his moms basement or drive his moms battery powered car.

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