A man walked into a bar to get a drink, little did he know that it was a gay bar. He said what the heck, Im thirsty for a coke. He went to the bartender for the drink and he replied "we have a rule here, what is the name of your penis"? The man was confused and asked the guy to his left, "what is the name of your penis"? The man replied "ford, Built tough". He asked the man to his right and he repiled with "timex, takes a licking but keeps on ticking". The man could not believe what he was hearing. The bartender says "well, you still want that drink"? What is the name of your penis? The man replied "Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman".