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A man walked into a bar to get a drink, little did he know that it was a gay bar. He said what the heck, Im thirsty for a coke. He went to the bartender for the drink and he replied "we have a rule here, what is the name of your penis"? The man was confused and asked the guy to his left, "what is the name of your penis"? The man replied "ford, Built tough". He asked the man to his right and he repiled with "timex, takes a licking but keeps on ticking". The man could not believe what he was hearing. The bartender says "well, you still want that drink"? What is the name of your penis? The man replied "Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman".
 

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I'm cleaning Coke off my monitor again:lolup: :lol: :lolup: :lol: :lolup: :lol:
 

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3 dwarves are talking about getting into the Guinness book of records. The first dwarf sez, I'm gonna get in for the smallest hands! The second one sez, I'm gonna get in for the smallest feet! The third one sez, I'm gonna get in for the smallest penis! So off they go to the record office. When they get there, the first dwarf goes into the office. He comes out a little while later, throws his hands up in the air and shouts out: "wee-hee! I have the smallest hands in the world!" The other guys give him a high five, and the second dwarf goes in the office. He comes out a little while later, throws his hands up in the air and shouts: "wee-hee! I have smallest feet in the world!" the other guys high five him and then the last dwarf walks in the office. He comes out a little later, throws his hands up in the air and sez " who the hell is Sang Run Hunter?"
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, we really need that smiley with the ten foot pole:kick:
 

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Ooooohhhhhhh, I can ban you DB! Damn! and I sent that T-shirt to you already, but I do have your addresss!!!!! :lol:

BTW: Did you sign up for the December contest :flip:
 

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:biggrin: glad you liked it!
 

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oh, by the way Sang, nice shirt! :thumbup1:
 

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db3443 said:
oh, by the way Sang, nice shirt! :thumbup1:
Be careful, don't get any "Total Happiness" on it.
 

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lol! thanks! I can bet that you left that feedback before I told the joke! :biggrin:
 

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And I was beginning to think that was a real story until I saw a familiar name at the end! That was pretty funny! LOL
 

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it's one of those jokes you can use on anyone, thats whats so good about it! :thumbup1:
 

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Sangrun Hunter dies and goes to hell. He's in line with Hitler and Stalin. Hey, Satan's got all eternity to process admissions, right? No rush.

Anyway Satan escorts Hitler, Stalin, and Sangrun down a dark, dank corridor and flings open a door, revealing a room in which is the most disgusting scabarous leprous woman ever seen. As she is panting with lust, Satan says to Hitler, "Adolph Hitler, for your sins you are condemned for all eternity to be with this woman!", throws Hitler in, and slams and locks the door.

At the next door, Satan opens it to reveal the other woman's ugly sister, writhing in uncontrollable lust. Satan shouts over Hitler's screams, "Joseph Stalin, for your sins you are condemned for all eternity to be with this woman!", throws Stalin in, and slams and locks the door.

By this time, SangRun is getting pretty scared.

Satan opens the third door to reveal Marilyn Monroe, in her prime, in her skimpies, reclining on a velvet chaise lounge. "And Marilyn Monroe, for your sins..."
 

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:lol::lol::lol: oh man! poor Sang can't get a break! lol!
 

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When Gunco first was formed, they were looking for a Super Moderator to keep an eye on things. So they thought they would approach the best in the business, but he was working at another site. Then they thought they would try to get the smartest Super Moderator to come work for them, but he to was currently with another site. After their first two attempts were unsuccessful they thought they would try get the best looking Super Moderator, and SangRun Hunter accepted.
 
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