[AClay47]

Just finished watching last night's Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien. Since his audience was in NY, very blue, he had a skit which he said would help bring the country together. He called it a NASCAR, gun totin' Jesus.

Across the screen drove Jesus, firing a shotgun in a pink Corvette carrying NASCAR-like decals.

I was furious! No way Jesus would drive a Chevy!

 

[Preacher]

Amen Conan, sums it up quite nicely.

 

[Preacher]

I don't know Cephus, somehow I'd imagine him in a Hummer. That way he could just drive over anyone that gets in his way.

:troops:

 

[scubadvr]

No gentlemen, you are all wrong. He will have a Harley Road King Classic, with a stage three kit, the most beautiful set of pipes, and a Baker six speed tranny. Jack

 

[scubadvr]

ABSOLUTELY

 

[WC846]

No... it was a chevy..

 

[scubadvr]

Maybe he will just have a surf board. In any regard, it will be cool. Jack

 

[Sangrun Hunter]

Earnhardt was a close as we hicks in sticks got to God and he drove a Chevy!

Can't help it, I'm a NASCAR fan!

 

[Preacher]

If Jesus would shave his beard, he'd look like Earnhardt.

 

[scubadvr]

I still say he would be on a Harley.

 

[helldriver]

Just finished watching last night's Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien. Since his audience was in NY, very blue, he had a skit which he said would help bring the country together. He called it a NASCAR, gun totin' Jesus.

Across the screen drove Jesus, firing a shotgun in a pink Corvette carrying NASCAR-like decals.

I was furious! No way Jesus would drive a Chevy!

Darn straight he would'nt. It'd be a Ford F150 4x4!!!!!

 

[Sangrun Hunter]

Darn straight he would'nt. It'd be a Ford F150 4x4!!!!!

Or a SVT Lightning truck! If I was Jesus I would get one!

 

[AClay47]

:lol:

LMAO!!!!

 

[Sangrun Hunter]

WWJD?


What Would Jesus Drive? :lol: