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Just finished watching last night's Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien. Since his audience was in NY, very blue, he had a skit which he said would help bring the country together. He called it a NASCAR, gun totin' Jesus.

Across the screen drove Jesus, firing a shotgun in a pink Corvette carrying NASCAR-like decals.

I was furious! No way Jesus would drive a Chevy!
 

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Amen Conan, sums it up quite nicely.
 

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I don't know Cephus, somehow I'd imagine him in a Hummer. That way he could just drive over anyone that gets in his way.

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No gentlemen, you are all wrong. He will have a Harley Road King Classic, with a stage three kit, the most beautiful set of pipes, and a Baker six speed tranny. Jack
 

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If Jesus would shave his beard, he'd look like Earnhardt.
 

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AClay47 said:
Just finished watching last night's Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien. Since his audience was in NY, very blue, he had a skit which he said would help bring the country together. He called it a NASCAR, gun totin' Jesus.

Across the screen drove Jesus, firing a shotgun in a pink Corvette carrying NASCAR-like decals.

I was furious! No way Jesus would drive a Chevy!

Darn straight he would'nt. It'd be a Ford F150 4x4!!!!! :)
 

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LMAO!!!!
 
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