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A man walks into a bar and sets something on the counter. The bartender hears music coming from the object. He gets curious and goes to take a look. What he sees, is a 12" tall man playing a miniature piano. He asked the guy that brought it, "Where'd you get something like that?" He answered "I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, and a Genie popped out and granted me a wish and this is what I got." The bartender asked him if he could try it, so the man gave him the lamp. The bartender rubs it, and sure enough the Genie pops out. The bartender said "I wish for a million bucks." The Genie granted the wish and disappeared. At that time they heard an awful noise outside. Someone opened the door and all these ducks started pouring in the bar. Bartender gets mad and starts rubbing the lamp saying "I said a million bucks not ducks." The man at the end of the bar said "You're wasting your time, he won't come back." Bartender ask him "How do you know?" The guys says "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"