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This is a recipe from my friend Jon, figured this would get you some laughs. They sound pretty tasty (but the thought of the name is, well...) :D



Kitty Poop Cookies

Chocolate Ingredients:
1/2 c raw local hive honey
2/3 c butter
1 large brown egg
1 t vanilla extract OR... peppermint extract
2 c whole wheat flour
1/3 c cocoa powder
Grape-nuts cereal

Gingerbread Ingredients:
1/4 c raw local hive honey
2/3 c butter
1/4 c molasses
1 large brown egg
2 1/3 c whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves - to taste (maybe 1/2 t each)
Grape-nuts cereal

Mix-Ins:
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Corn
Peanuts
Coconut (tapeworms)
Spaghetti or ramen noodles; cooked (roundworms)

Decide whether you'd like to make the chocolate or
gingerbread cookies and use the ingredient list for
whichever one you're making. Microwave the honey until it
bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter and the molasses
(if making gingerbread cookies). Add the egg; mix well,
then mix in all the other ingredients. Add the mix-ins
of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill for
1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of
cat poops. Roll logs in Grape-nuts and bake at 350
degrees F until done; about 10 to 15 minutes. Serve
in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape-nuts,
with a cat litter scoop. You can get lovely effects
by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate
or pudding. This recipe worked especially well at a
Halloween party where the table was already decorated
with plastic flies.
 

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Cephus, you do realize that alot of folk never heard of pepperoni rolls as they were invented just down the street in Fairmont.
 
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