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A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
> >Suddenly the light turns yellow just in front of him. He does the
> >right
> >thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
> >red
> >light by accelerating through the intersection.
> >
> >The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in
> >frustration
> >as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.
> >
> >As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks
> >up into
> >the face of a very serious police officer.
> >
> >The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up.
> >He takes her to the police station where she is searched,
> >fingerprinted,
> >photographed, and placed in a cell.
> >
> >After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the
> >door.
> >
> >She is escorted back ! to the booking desk where the arresting officer
> >is
> >waiting with her personal effects.
> >
> >He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> >your
> >car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of
> >you,
> >and cussing a blue streak at him."
> >
> >"I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
> >Jesus Do"
> >bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and
> >the
> >chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."
> >
> >"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Good one Lupe. :thumbup1::thumbup1:
 

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Lupe, I think you're wanting me to have computer problems also. My PC can't take many more sprayings of coffee and coke. Good One. Sad thing is, the lady in the joke fits the description of way too many people that call themselves Christian. Thanks for the laugh.
 
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