Ron Artest, star of the Pissers, towers
above a Pistoff fan, he just knocked down.
It is rumored that Commissioner Stern will soon complete sanctions for the recent brawl between the Detroit Pistons and Indiana Pacers, which spilled over into the stands
Commissioner David Stern wants to give the
NBA a better image, hence the new team names.
Commissioner Stern proclaimed at a news conference this morning that, "Henceforwards, for the remainder of this season, the teams shall be renamed. Detroit's team, the Pistons, shall be known as the Pistoffs, and Indianna's Pacers shall be called the Pissers. I have spoken, it is written, and therefor, it shall be." The Pissers and Pistoffs next game will be a real gift from Santa, since it is scheduled for Christmas Day. Any bets on how many players will get lumps of coal in their stockings?