One day George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden where both taken out in the desert by mysterious powers. A genie appeared and told them both he would grant them one wish. Bin Laden went first. He said "I wish for an undestructable wall to be built all around the country of Afghanistan that US forces in no way can destroy or cross over." Genie granted his wish and bin Laden disappeared back to Afghanistan. Then the Genie asked W "What's your wish?" W smiled and said "I wish for it to rain over Afghanistan for Forty days and nights!"